Swine flu in milwaukee

Yes!!! swine flu has hit my hometown of Milwaukee. I can't tell you how pumped I am! You see im in the pizza delivery business, and there is a good chance my sales could go through the roof because of this thing. The panic this little virus has caused could very well drive people to not leave their homes, making them need to order in. I suppose there is a flipside to this if they think one of my workers would have swine flu, but I am hear to tell you we are all mega healthy. So call your local Topper Pizza, and get some breadsticks already!